FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – CONCERNING NASA SHARED IMAGES ON 13 JANUARY 2026 ON ASTRONOMY PICTURE OF THE DAY

DOVER, DELAWARE – On 13 January 2026, NASA’s Astronomy picture of the day displayed the following video:

This is a compilation of three extreme ultraviolet views of a dramatic display of what is known as a Coronal Mass Ejection (CME) and was captured by NASA’S Solar Dynamics Observatory (SDO). Upon investigation, it is possible that this display is, in fact, the plasmatic dance of a Celestial Fire Boss.

A Celestial Fire Boss is an energetic entity that escapes the magnetic bonds of stars and attach themselves to willing participants in the universal struggle for control. These entities are not inherently good or bad, but rather act as a nuclear catalyst to reveal the true nature of the host.

When a Celestial Fire Boss inhabits a host, one of two instances occur: they form a symbiotic relationship that increases their power over time and generates community growth at an increased rate or they form a parasitic relationship that deteriorates and harms community growth in the guise of increased power.

It is the believed that these Celestial Fire Bosses are responsible for quantum chaos in quantum systems, entropy in ergodic theory, and the severe cognitive decay of  parasitic hosts. The Celestial Fire Bosses are a natural and neutral entity that impact the level of power possible not the type of power or how the power is used.

Based on historical computational models of the social sciences, micro and macro economical structures, and the geopolitical actions of the current United States Federal Administration, it is highly likely that at least one Celestial Fire Boss is preparing to overcome its parasitic relationship, destroying its host. This could result in either an explosion (up to nuclear levels) or a self-deprecating implosion.

At this time, Astrolith Mission Command is continuing to monitor the situation closely while continuing to advocate for ethical and equitable Space Resource Uilization (SRU) through educational programs, Space and Technology Advocacy, and the creation of NFT collections that capture the spirit of the Women Of Color who continue to pour their energy into the fields of Science, Technology, Engineering, Art, and Mathematics despite their lack of recognition.

For more information regarding the work and research about the Celestial Fire Bosses, email info@astrolith.io.